Vidya seeks advice in bedroom department from Ajay

Bollywood beauty Vidya Balan is currently without a man in her life(?), so Ajay Devgan is giving her tips on how to get it right in the bedroom department. It's actually about positioning Vidya, says Ajay. If you get the position right, then everything else just goes into place... Vidya is very intrigued by this...

Soha Ali Khan feels Shiney Ahuja's manhood

If Saif Ali Khan can do it, then her little sister can do it also. Saif is currently busy feeling Kareena's anatomy and Soha Ali is also doing the same... with Shiney Ahuja. My oh my look at your manhood Shiney... it is shining.... Is that what she is saying to him?

Well that's not all... look at the picture below... now what does that tell you?

Mahima shows of her slim new figure

Here is former Bollywood sweetheart(?) showing of her brand new slim figure... not! It seems as though the Pardes girl has been eating a few too many burgers... well... all I can say is... Main diet kar ke jaaon kahan... aur body banaoo kis ke liye... mera Bollywood to haath se pissal gaya...

Sushmita gives finger signals after watching Saawariya

When Sushmita Sen was asked about how bad was Saawariya, she responded by raising her index finger and swaying it left to right. Actually, when a former beauty Queen does this thing with the finger, it means that she needs to use the little girl's room. So why did she use this thing in response to this question...?

Amisha Patel's odour wakes up Mumbai after Saawariya nightmare

After the whole of Mumbai was sent to sleep watching Saawariya... Sanjay Leela Bhansali resorted to desperate measures to wake them up again and get Mumbai back to work... and what better way to get them awake then the odour of Amisha Patel's arm-pits... Here she is doing it for Bhansali and Mumbai... Long live Amisha!

Rishi and Neetu lost at Saawariya premiere

Rishi smiles apologetically and Neetu is flabbergasted... the expressions of the parents of Ranbir Kapoor. I guess Ranbir has everything going for him... but this RK lacks just one factor... the S factor...

Akshaye watches Saawariya and gets pain down below

This is the moment when Akshaye Khanna came out of the cinema after seeing Sanjay Leela Bhansali's Saawariya. The expression on his face says it all... "Was that a film... my Himalaya Putra was better than that." It seems that Akshaye got pain where the sun don't shine.