Manisha becomes a pre-diet Adnan Sami

My oh my... how the beautiful have fallen. The once love of the cinema screen is now the nightmare of many a child... looking like a female version of pre-diet Adnan Sami... Manisha Koirala is nearing death... fashion and fat death that is...

Mallika is slimmer than a slim-shady cocktail

Slim as a slim-shady cocktail... this is Mallika Arora Khan... the groovest most coolest mum on the planet. She hip and hops... she can drop a mean dance... and she can look like outta this world. Never once do you lose interest in her features... if all mothers were like this...

Kareena sends love texts to Saif in front of Shahid

Now this is rubbing salt in the wound... come on Kareena give Shahid a break. The poor guy has already lost the love of his life (to a middle aged prince aka Saif Ali Khan)... it's already killing him seeing Kareena while both of them promote Jab We Met... and to top that all... Kareena selfishly sends love texts to Saif Ali Khan in front of Shahid... live on television. How low a blow is that? We are begining to hate you Bebo... get your act together...

Katrina Kaif has a hot flush...

Hang on guys... hold you hands out... and everything else... the Kat is about to have a hot flush! This is your once in a lifetime chance... don't miss it. Salman is so lucky, he get's to be flushed by Katrina all the time. Don't we wish we were Salman... If only wishes were horses...

Neetu married young to produce Ranbir

If Rishi Kapoor is washing his hands, then his wife is putting it all on. Former Bollywood teen-heartthrob Neetu Singh is dressed to impress... she married young... but then that gave us Ranbir... had she not had married so early in her life then we would not have seen Ranbir for a while... agree?

Rishi Kapoor washes his hands for Ranbir

Finally, he washes away the tag of being the best actor from the Kapoor clan. Rishi Kapoor is looking happy as larry now that his son is about take over the mantle... Ranbir Kapoor will be seen next month... in Saawariya.