Sonam is fitter than breast fed nipper

Sexy Saawariya babe and daughter of moustache-man Anil Kapoor did go to school. Contrary to the rumours she can read and write, as the picture above proves that. She may have been overweight and overbearing on gravity, when she was a kid, but now she has been on the Atkin's diet and looks fitter than a breast-fed nipper.

Rani, are we dead for you?

This is a teaser photo of the inevitable... the end of Rani's career. Seen last night at a grand event for Titan watches, the lovable little petite was in her most glamarous getup... but for how much longer will we see this babe on the big screen of at events... not for that long my sources say... Rani is all set to marry that ugly good for nothing divorcee living of your Papa's wealth making sleazy movies with your younger brother as sexually frustrated nerd Aditya Chopra. Rani, why him? Kya hum mar gaye te?

Soha can now be remote controlled...

This little sweet girl can now be remote controlled to do anything you heart desires. She has 4 in 1 functions... cooking, cleaning, reproducing, and acting... all these functions can be controlled remotely and there is no need to get out of the chair. Not only that, but if you manage to find the hidden codes on the gadget, you may be in for a treat... yummy!

Neha Dhupia to live long and expose

Lost creator JJ Abrams is making a new Star Trek film. And everyone is auditioning for the roles. Neha Dhupia has also tried auditioning. She will be playing a Vulcan mind meld expert.... in the above picture she is trying to make the Vulcan live long a prosper sign, but without any luck. Keep trying Neha... you will get it right soon. And may you live long and expose more...

Sanjay and Shah Rukh... two sides of the coin

Sanjay Dutt and Shah Rukh Khan... two sides of the Bollywood coin. One is a star son who had it all then lost it because of his wayward ways... and the other, a down and out, unlucky orphan that made his mark in Bollywood the hard way. Take note of this picture as it tells a tale... never take for granted what you are given to, handed on a plate... fortune comes and goes. And never give up and always keep on fighting... because there is always light at the end of the tunnel...