Amisha Patel shows she has Bionic legs

Ooh my... they are letting schoolgirls out on a school night. Here is one school girl that sneaked away through her bedroom window and has come out to party. However, her boyfriend never turned up so now she is all alone and has no one to take her back home. With legs like those she could run like the Bionic Woman... and get home in a jiffy.

Shah Rukh gets molested by the Hand

Here is the hand that nearly molested Shah Rukh Khan. It happened earlier today at the Filmfare October issue launch, and it happened as Shah Rukh came for the event. The hand belonged to no one and just appeared out of nowhere. Shah Rukh survived the molestation. However, police are still looking for the hand and believe it may have absconded from the country. If you know who this hand belongs to, contact the police. But please do not approach it... it is highly dangerous.

Sonu Nigam goes to Harvard to teach

Sonu Nigam has had enough of singing (and acting) and has decided to teach... and not only that but teach at Harvard. His look is ideal for a professor... now if only he could find any students...

Farah's babies will be popped after Diwali

Meet Farah Khan and her triplets... they are close to being popped out... she is just hoping they pop out after Diwali... because she don't want nothing popping in the way of Om Shanti Om release. We wish Farah all the best and great happiness for the future. God bless her.

Deepika has a problem and requires help

Deepika has been affected by a mystery illness. It happens only to women and that once every month. She has no idea what to do about it or who to take advice from. She has been suffering from it for about 6 years now. Shah Rukh tried to cure it for her, but then she had to see his dangling bits, and that wasn't a good sight. Can anyone else help her?

Upen needs someone to look at his hole

Help! Someone help Upen Patel re-start his 6-pac and body muscles. He turned them off last night, but now cant reach the hole(!) to put the key in. Someone help me quick or a million girls might have to do without it tonight.