Give some money to Arjun Rampal, he is in need

Allah ke naam pe kuch dede baba... maula ke naam pe kuch dede baba. For God's sake someone feed this poor bloke. It looks like he hasn't eatin since kindergarten. And while you're at feeding him, clothe him too... he needs to put some clothes on... his 2-pacs are killing me!

Vishal and Shehkar are becoming like Chunkey Pandey

Meet Bollywood's answer to Crocket and Tubbs... the Miami Vice of Hindi music... Vishal and Sehkar... have u seen the arrogance on these two kal ke bachche? Get of your high horse lads... Bollywood stardom doesn't last forever... just ask Chunkey Pandey!

Deepika decides to withdraw pension at 19

Deepika, she is only 19, yet she looks like an old woman going to the post office to withdraw her weekly pension. Deepika girl what are you playing at? Don't you know you're in a two horse race with Sonam Kapoor? Give yourself a kick up the backside baby... a push up bra... soorma... bikini wax... and get on that catwalk!

Ooh yeah baby! You did listen to me. No you're playing the game... just don't play it as much as Raakhi and Mallika have played it.

Farah or Sajid, which one is expecting triplets?

Can you spot which one out of the two siblings above is pregnant and expecting triplets? Naa, neither can I. Farah Khan we already know has been impregnated, but how come her brother Sajid Khan looks like King Kong?