Upen Patel strips on the ramp of stardom

Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo or in this case... Upen Patel: Dekho Mujko... never one to give up the opportunity to show his twelve-pack, our Upen is a cut above the rest. His acting skills may be lesser than a Cheshir Cat, but he can sure flatter you with lots of body show!

Kim Sharma only has the legs left to show

Knock Knock.
Who'se There?
Kim.
Kim Who?
Open the door, see my legs and then say 'Kim Who?

She probably only has the legs left to show... the rest has all been seen, done, t-shirt bought. If not in our case then in Yuvraj Singh's case...

Esha Deol finally gets recognised

"Oh finally I get recognised. Mum, Mum, come quick. I've been clicked." Yes, you have finally been recognised... and this time you didn't have to shed you're clothes for it. Esha baby, when are you going to realise that Bollywood aint your cup of tea? You just aint that good enough to make it hunz. Just sit back and watch Papa and Mama and big brothers do the job...

Salman has messed his hair up with curry

Can someone show Salman Khan the way to the men's room please. He has had the experience of a dodgy kebab the night before and he looks in pain. And not only that... look at his hair... it seems he is wearing a curry...

The hand of Amitabh can create miracles

This is the greatest hand in India... it is the hand that can do miracles... this hand has ruled the Bollywood film industry for decades... but this hand has struggled to make its own off-spring mini-hand a mega star. If only miracles could work at home.

Is Tusshar giving signals to Kareena?

If everyone else is sticking it up her... be it Shahid Kapur or Saif Ali Khan... then why shouldn't he. Tusshar is giving signals to Kareena that he is available. He is willing to give her a good time, as long as she is happy to be associated with a bisexual son of a jumping jack.

Aftab Shivdasani is ready to sleep on the couch

A Bollywood actor in need of some serious work. Aftab Shivdasani is begging for a role that can up him into the big league of stars. Right now he is willing to take any role, as long as it is with Shah Rukh Khan. He is willing to play just about anything... and do just about anything... Can someone bring ina couch please...