Fat as I am, Diva Mahima

Fat as I am.

Who wants to see a diva fat as I am?

I get mistaken now for Lainie Kazan.

How is it that I'm fat as I am?

Fat as I am.

The camera's gonna add a ton to my can.

This is the way they say Godzilla began.

How did I get as fat as I am?

"Try it again."

All of my friends say I should diet again;

That all my fans are gonna riot again.

"Look what happened to Liz."

All of my sinsare not as numerous as . . . all of my chins!

I could audition for the doublemint twins.

No one in the biz is as fat as I is.

Ah, but what's a career

when you put it next to knockwurst and beer?

They could park a DC10 on my rear.

God knows I got the gas!

There goes the chair.

But to tell the truth, I'm too fat to care!

I ate a meatball off the floor right over there.

Ah, you don't give a damn

when you're fat as I am!

John keeps his eyes shut around Malaika

Coming to an event without your fiance is nothing new... but coming and seeing a much more sexier girl, and trying to keep it in your trousers... is hard. So when John Abraham went to this Television event without Bipasha Basu, he had to keep his eyes closed... so as not to fall head over heels in love with beauty Malaika Arora Khan.

Akshay shows Kat the difference between him and Sallu

What is the difference between Salman Khan and Akshay Kumar? That was one question that always baffled Katrina Kaif. Until, Akshay gave her the answer. Or to be more precise... showed her the answer. "Mine is a little thicker and a little longer."