Hot News: Hrithik is dating Brittany Spears

Shock horror! I can't believe it! This can not be happening... Hrithik Roshan has began dating Brittany Spears... is he mad? Hrithik what are you upto... don't you know Brittany can't hit in any more baby... She is finished baba. Oops. Sorry. That's his wife... Suzanne. She is pretending to be Brittany... why would anyone pretend to be Brittany...

Jackie and Chunkey discuss drugs in Bollywood

Yeh drugs bi kya cheez hai bhai... hero se zero... aur zero se chunkey... Here are Chunkey Pandey and Jackie Shroff discussing the virtues of drug taking. Chunky is pondering if he should have taken drugs while his career was on a high in the early 90s... Jackie is advising him that he still can... birru drugs cheez hai kamaal ki.

Me, You, and Vivek... Gauri what is this?

Gauri Khan wants some excitement in the bedroom... and she has arranged a special three-some. She is just explaining to husband Shah Rukh Khan, that she has asked Vivek Oberoi to come back home with them tonight. Shah Rukh Khan is not pleased at all... but Vivek is happy... more than happy...

Karan Johar has an accident in public view

Here is Karan Johar... he is the one lost now... it seems someone put him out to play with the other kids... but the other kids taunted him over his sexuality... and he got so scared... that he had an accident... he has wet himself... Karan, did your mother never tell you... it's all about how not to wet yourself in public.

Shah Rukh arranges meeting with lover as wife looks on

The princess looks on without a clue in the world, as her prince arranges a secret hotel liason with his gay director lover. Gauri Khan is lost for the world as Shah Rukh Khan and Karan Johar book a hotel room for the night... for the two of them.