Malaika has a tough time with her breasts

A Bollywood girl desperate to show you her chest... yes this is the sexiest mother on the planet... aka Malaika Arora Khan..... and here she is at an event last night trying very hard to expose her breasts. One of these days she will succeed and we will all be in Arora Heavan.

Salman Khan needs help from Allah, Ram, and Jesus

Salman Khan is a having a faith crises. First he was a Muslim... then he worshipped a Hindu idol... and now he is wearing the Christian cross. Swaying his head towards the heavens and looking for guidance... but who will help him... Allah, Ram, or Jesus?

John Abraham has misplaced his manhood

Has anyone seen John's manly part? He had it on him just now, and suddenly it vanished. He is showing the exact size of his manhood, that has been lost, and wants you to find it for him as soon as possible... or Bipasha might leave him... he needs it for her. My guess is fellow actor Shahid Kapoor has ran of with it... so he can get Kareena back.