Pray for Karan Johar, pray for his sexuality

Karan Johar... singing to himself... Mera yaar bana hai dulha, aur phool kileh hain dil ke... arrey meri bhi shaadi ho jaaye, duwa karo sab milke... Everybody raise your hands to the heavans... and pray to the one that created this fine specimen of manhood... that this K-jo shall meet his Love-Jo... soon. Any takers out there for an asexual?