John Abraham has misplaced his manhood

Has anyone seen John's manly part? He had it on him just now, and suddenly it vanished. He is showing the exact size of his manhood, that has been lost, and wants you to find it for him as soon as possible... or Bipasha might leave him... he needs it for her. My guess is fellow actor Shahid Kapoor has ran of with it... so he can get Kareena back.