Amrita Arora's tattoo saves the day

Amrita Arora was showing off her tattoo to all and sundry... and I took a glimpse or two at it also. Love saves the day... hmmm... it probably does hunny... for you... you aint good at nothing else but 'that'... so when you're in bed with whats-his-name cricketer from England... it probably saves your relationship too... too bad it cant save your Bollywood career.

Dino's index finger spreading a virus

A virus is spreading around the globe. It is deadly and can kill within seconds. The origins of the virus were first not known, but after a lengthy research, it has been located... to the index finger of the right hand of DINO. Whoever the finger points to... woh bechara mo-rea....

Someone sat on John's face... Oops!

Sit on my face, and tell me that you love me
I'll sit on your face and tell you I love you, too
I love to hear you ORALIZE
When I'm between your thighs
You blow me away
Sit on my face and let my lips embrace you
I'll sit on your face and THEN I'LL LOVE YOU TRULY
Life can be fine if we both sixty-nine
IF WE sit on our faces in all sorts of places and play
'Till we're blown away

Aamir begins to see BLACK taare

When he started directing his movie, he never expected that he would be seeing stars, even if the movie is titled Taare Zameen Pe (Stars On Earth). Looking at the above picture... Aamir has begun to see stars... and they probably are coloured BLACK.

Isha or Minnisha... Girls in Bottles

Well we have heard of Ship In A Bottle... but what about a Girl In A Bottle... Two girls are here wanting to be the first ever female in a glass bottle... Isha Koppikar or Minnisha Lamba... which one will get into the bottle first? Bets are on guys.