Thursday, 8 November 2007

Esha has trouble seeing herself in the mirror

The lengths that Bollywood B-grade4 actresses will go to get noticed. Here see Esha Deol having to come out in public after plastic surgery on her eyes has gone wrong. The disaster happened after she decided to increase her eyes from a 36B to a 38DD.

Nana Patekar gives advice to Tusshar on sex

Nana Patekar once said "Ek machcar saala aadmi ko hijra bana deta hai". Which basically means that a small insect can turn a full blooded male into a homeosexual. And that is the exact reason Tusshar Kapoor is seeking advice from Nana. He wants to know what is the antidote and how can he take it.

Priyanka sits next to a guy with genital problems

Priyanka Chopra is having a fright sitting at this event. The guy next to her has just had an erection after seeing Kangana Ranaut dance on stage, and he is unable to settle it back down. Uff kya jadoo kangana hai... no disrespect to you though Priyanka.

Triple trouble for Abhishek, Aishwarya and Amitabh

Abhishek: Ash darling, look it's Karisma Kapoor. Hide me somewhere, quick!
Aishwarya: No can do, am gonna run myself. Look whose behind, Salman Khan.
Amitabh: You got problems? I can see Rekha coming. We need to run!