Saif has a paused grin above his chin

Saif Ali Khan is so happy that the grin on his face has been paused... for all to enjoy. He is happy because he has won the girl of his dreams... the girl that everyone wanted... the girl that Shahid had... the girl that he now has. What he sees in her... I have no idea! The only thing that I see in her is _ _ _ _ all.

Katrina loses Salman at the Mela

The Kat has lost the leapord... Salman Khan has hid himself from Katrina and she is in a right strop. Someone please find him before Katrina has another flush.

John Abraham is an alien in disguise

Good morning. In less than an hour, aircraft from here will join others from around the world. And we will be launching the largest aerial battle in the history of mankind. "Mankind." That word should have new meaning for all of us today. We can't be consumed by our petty differences anymore. We will be united in our common interests. Perhaps it's fate that today is the Fourth of July, and you will once again be fighting for our freedom... Not from tyranny, oppression, or persecution... but from annihilation. We are fighting for our right to live. To exist. And should we win the day, the Fourth of July will no longer be known as an American holiday, but as the day the world declared in one voice: "We will not go quietly into the night!" We will not vanish without a fight! We're going to live on! We're going to survive! Today we celebrate our Independence Day! So go back John Abraham... we have fought aliens before and you are nothing for us... go back to your planet.

Gauri's shoulders make gay people straight

Gauri Khan is one mean looking bird... she looks ace... and her shoulders are what do the trick... she has the best shoulders in India right now... and they are so cute and adorable... that a guy that bats for the other side is also admiring em... we love you Gauri.

Meet Sridevi and her daughter Jhanvi

Meet Sridevi... the eternal beauty of Bollywood... and mini-devi... Jhanvi Kapoor... Jhanvi is the daughter of her and Boney Kapoor... Have a look at the two... dont they look great?

Meet the HOMEO, the BI, and the A

Sex doesn't come any better than this... The asexual, the homesexual, and the bisexual. Now it is upto you to imagine which is which...

Upen is a lost puppy without a master

Upen Patel wanders around like a lost puppy... his master has misplaced him and gone to hunt without him. Now what will Upen do... I know... go back to UK... and leave the girls to us!