Rahul decides to strangle himself at last

Rahul Bose attended a function last night but then decided he had had enough. Not of the function, but of being known as a never-to-be SRK. Someone told him he was a would-be Om Puri. After hearing this remark... he decided to kill himself... with his tie... dont we all wish!

Rani rushes to viagra pumped Aditya

Last night I tried to have a chat with Rani Mukherjee... but she was in a hurry. Apparently, her boyfriend Aditya Chopra had taken a good few pills of viagra and she had to rush home to him, before he made a mess of the bed sheets. We make a mess without viagra.... come to us Rani!

Ejaz Khan waxes his chest and comes out to play

Ejaz Khan has had his chest waxed and he got it done just now. His mum let him out to show it to all the other kids in the street. He is well proud of it. Next he is gonna have a bikini wax and then a brazillian... if anyone else is interested in having the same done, please contact Ejaz's mother.

Sangeeta Ghosh retires from semi-semi-porno teleserials

Aruna Irani's protege has decided to cover up all her valuable assets. Sangeeta Ghosh, famous for showing her massive chest on the front cover of magazine Showtime, has now retired from semi-semi-porno teleserials. Instead she will use her immaculate talents to.... erm... hmm... you can finish of the sentence.