Kim Sharma is drowning with style

Drown with style... die with style! Drown with your legs wide open and a sexy stare saying 'come to mama'. Only Kim Sharma can pull this one of. Take advice all would be suiciders... go to Kim Sharma to learn this act. This is the only act that she has mastered...

I want to be Mallika's photographer...

I have been sent some pictures from a reader (Maham Sear), who wants me to write my thoughts on some pictures she has sent in. The first one being this of Mallika Sherawat. Mallika, as we all know, is the Queen of exposure. She shows as much as she can without actually showing any of her private bits... In this picture she is trying to be stylish yet still with some show of flesh. Boy you have no idea what I would give to be a photographer... Mallika's photographer. Imagine...

Salman decides not to become a God

Sallu Miyan, aka Salman Khan, has turned down the offer of being waxed. Madame Tussauds apparently wanted a statue of Salman in their London museum, but the actor said no. No one knows why Salman turned down the offer, but I can give a pretty good guess. Only last month Salman was at the centre of big news story, he had prayed to a statue. Being a Muslim, this was against the very nature of being a Muslim... so I guess Salman thought it might not be a good idea if he himself became a statue... imagine that...

Karan is gay... Deepika is hooray!

Can you spot the man in this picture? No, neither can I. We know Deepika is not a man, as we can see her breasts (in this picture and numerous others before). But what about the person standing next to her... does he not look a little gay to you? It is common knowledge that Karan Johar is gay, but in this picture he so shows to be one too.