Saturday, 29 September 2007

Want to know about Rekha's secret?

Sshhh... Rekha has a secret and she doesn't want anyone else to know. She has fallen head over heels in love with Rakhi Sawant and wants to be joined with her in a civil marraige asap. She also wants her to have her babies, especially a couple of macho boys, who will grow up and beat the living daylights out of Amitabh Bachchan... for treating her bad and leaving her alone in this world. As if... me dreaming again.

Hema Malini gets pulled by 100 year old

He may be nearing 100 years old, but this guy can do no wrong. Nothing is impossible for him, he can do anything... even pull a glamorous Dream Queen. In this case being the veteran actress Hema Malini. Cute old guy Dev Anand still has looks that any girl of any age can die for... Hema Malini is no expection. Dev Baba keep at it, but be warned... Dharmendra and his sons can throw some mean punches... ouch!

Deepika tries to upstage SAREGAMAPA guys

Om Shanti Om Deepika... no matter how well you can dance, and no matter how startling you look, there is no chance in hell for you to upstage any of the ZEE TV Sargemapa contestents. These guys are in a league of their own and long may they be there.

Now Sonam gets ready to expose

Sonam Kapoor is getting ready to expose... she has only been here two days and already she is thinking of making it 'large'. I would advise the Kapoor girl to leave it be a few months, maybe a year, and see what happens with her career in this early stage. If after 12 months she is still nowhere, then she can do a Malaika Sherawat and 'drop' them.

Bipasha Basu dresses double and looks good

Hmm. What a dress. Two sides. Bipasha Basu sure knows how to dress and look good. She seems the perfect girl that can wear anything she so wishes... and whomever she so wishes to have on her shoulders. In Asia she has John Abraham, in Europe it's Cristiano Ronaldo, and in Ameria she has Naveen Andrews. Or she soon will. Bring on LOST... Bipasha will rule USTV.

Preity gets sandwiched by Farhan and Karan

Preity Zinta is the pink piggy in the middle, sandwiched in-between directors Farhan Akhtar and Karan Johar. Preity has recently been seen wearing the colour pink a lot. Does this mean something... What does the color pink specify? Any answers...

Mallaika photographed doing the unexpected

Mallaika Arora Khan can cover up... it's been confirmed. The eyes have seen it. The lenses have captured it. The world is now aware. This miracle too can happen, and it has happend. Witness to this great unexpected occasion is the photograph above. We hope that she doesn't make this a regular thing... the flesh was well cool.