Ye Taazgi Ye Naazuki Ye Saadgi
Saif, man in white, stay away, you know my forces, my Devil eyes
Papa-In-Law Amithab Bachchan has a very good bahu... she has an eye and concern for every little thing of Amitji's. Here she is noticing that Papa Amitji forgot to get his diaper changed this morning. Aishwarya Rai you are indeed the bahu to die for...
I was totally confused when I saw this picture... is this Aamir Khan or that ***hole Upen Patel? From a quick first gaze it looks like Upen, but after a lengthy look, it is not Upen... it is indeed Aamir Khan. What's up Aamir? Why are you trying to emulate Upen for... believe me dost, Upen is a phoney fraud... don't copy him.
Jaane Kahaan Gaya Wo Yuvraj
Ranbir Kapoor is having some technical problems with his bluetooth device. It seems as though it too has fallen in love with Sonam (like the rest of us) and refuses to work while she is in the vicinity. Ranbir tried to ask Sanjay Leela Bhansali for a new bluetooth... but Sanjay replied angrily and said "Were the blue colours in Saawariya not enough for you... now you want your teeth coloured blue too?"
Shah Rukh Khan should be worried... he has hurt a good few people in the last two weeks... and Manoj Kumar is one. While out and about promoting Om Shanti Om, King Khan noticed a flying rocket... it was launched by the Indian Army for test purposes... but he thought it may have been targetted at him.
Aby's little baby is feeling happy... he has had his teeth flossed professionally and now Aishwarya will indeed kiss him. Since the two have been married, Aishwarya has refused to lip-lock with Abhishek Bachchan... and the reason... his teeth are not white enough. Hrithik, Zayed, Vivek, and goes knows whose else were white?
The anamosity between former pals Farhan Akhtar and Hrithik Roshan is becoming a little childish. As you can see from this photo, Hrithik is totally giving Farhan the cold shoulder... and not just that... but he is refusing to look at him... Farhan is not amused... he bought that T-Shirt especially for today!
Didn't Bipasha Basu have a slimmer figure than this? This picture, which was taken a few days ago, she looked slightly more than slim. I actually prefer Bips with a little more 'fat' on her, especially on the top part of her body... don't you?
Deepika Padukone has decided that from now on she will no more open her mouth at events... she will only speak with her hands... ie hand signals... and she is doing exactly that in this picture. When someone asked her which part of Shah Rukh Khan's anatomy she likes the most... this is what she responded by... and that signal can only be one thing... hmm... what would Gauri make of it?
Actress Tulip Joshi sure knows how to get the guys staring at her... she just has to show her two most prized assets... her two tulips... and Bob's your Uncle... Here she is doing exactly that at a recent event... Now where does the mind of a guy wander...
Bollywood beauty Vidya Balan is currently without a man in her life(?), so Ajay Devgan is giving her tips on how to get it right in the bedroom department. It's actually about positioning Vidya, says Ajay. If you get the position right, then everything else just goes into place... Vidya is very intrigued by this...
Here is former Bollywood sweetheart(?) showing of her brand new slim figure... not! It seems as though the Pardes girl has been eating a few too many burgers... well... all I can say is... Main diet kar ke jaaon kahan... aur body banaoo kis ke liye... mera Bollywood to haath se pissal gaya...
When Sushmita Sen was asked about how bad was Saawariya, she responded by raising her index finger and swaying it left to right. Actually, when a former beauty Queen does this thing with the finger, it means that she needs to use the little girl's room. So why did she use this thing in response to this question...?
After the whole of Mumbai was sent to sleep watching Saawariya... Sanjay Leela Bhansali resorted to desperate measures to wake them up again and get Mumbai back to work... and what better way to get them awake then the odour of Amisha Patel's arm-pits... Here she is doing it for Bhansali and Mumbai... Long live Amisha!
Rishi smiles apologetically and Neetu is flabbergasted... the expressions of the parents of Ranbir Kapoor. I guess Ranbir has everything going for him... but this RK lacks just one factor... the S factor...
This is the moment when Akshaye Khanna came out of the cinema after seeing Sanjay Leela Bhansali's Saawariya. The expression on his face says it all... "Was that a film... my Himalaya Putra was better than that." It seems that Akshaye got pain where the sun don't shine.
Salman Khan is trying his very best not to cry. The tears are about to break, but he won't let them drip. Bhansali has stabbed him in the back, cut 40 minutes of his role in Saawariya, and poor Sallu is too upset. Don't worry Salman... Saawariya flopped. You're better of out of it.
Saif: Hang on Bebo, isn't that Rozza, my ex.
Shah Rukh Khan is a good person at heart. Here he is showing to the media that he doesn't hold and grudges with Sanjay Leela Bhansali. The evidence is the phone in which he texted Sanjay Leela Bhansali and told him that he would change the release date of Saawariya, if Sanjay couldnt get it done himself.
"Look Mum... Look look look. I got a arse too. Don't it look like Bobby's." Esha shows of her newly formed behind to all and sundry. Her plastic surgeon however, has been taken ill and admitted into a mental asylum. It has been reported that the 'behind' he removed during surgery, was not one that could be easily seen and digested.
Oooh My! He maybe a father of a fully grown beautiful woman, that the world is currently loving in Saawariya, but who says he cant sperm of a few more little Kapoors. Here is Anil Kapoor letting it known, or shown, that he still has all the bits... and they're all in fully working order.
My oh my... Bipasha Basu is such a lucky girl. She has managed to bag to guys in white at the same time. Just look at those dashing dudes. Hunk heavan. Lucky Bipasha!
While attending an event last week, glamour girl Hema Malini received a phone call on her mobile from the babysitter. The babysitter called to say that her daughter Esha was playing around and wouldn't go to sleep. She had tried everything but still Esha wouldn't settle. Hema then rushed home to tuck her in and tell her a bedtime story.
This is the moment when Deepika was told that she had to film an extra scene for Om Shanti Om where she has to drop her knickers and show her bottom... because Ranbir has done the same in Saawariya. Why are you astonished Deepika? You're getting a dream debut... dropping and showing a little flesh shouldn't be a problem. Look what Raakhi and Mallika have to do...
The organisers of this event really made a goof... making a gay sit next to the most beautiful girl in the audience. Tusshar Kapoor is having a difficult time trying to keep it down and making it stay in. His discomfort shows on his face. Well looking at Urmila, which gay wouldn't bat back for this side... she is gaaaawjuuuuuus.
The Bachchan bahi is upto her old trick again... and Papa-in-Law is not happy. Amitabh Bachchan keeps a sneak eye on Aishwarya as she begins to laugh a little too much, at some guy who is standing in front of her, with his fly open. Well Mr. Bachchan what did you expect... the Virgin Mary?
Mallika Sherawat was so hot and bothered at this event earlier this event, that she decided to wear nothing to the event. But on-lookers were so astonished that she decided to put something on anyway. The quickest thing she could find to wear was this nappy (cotton diaper)... that belonged to Arshad Warsi's new baby.
Aarti Chhabria is playing twelve green bottles... and my has she great big bottles to play with. Aarti herself looks like something to drink from... the girl is begining to look better and better as each day goes. Who needs wine when you have Aarti...
Who says you need to have fair colour skin to be beautiful... here is Saloni aka Rajshri... and she looks like a diamond. She looks more beautiful than any Bollywood bimbo. But why has she piled on tons of make-up... Rajshri please lay of the make-up... you look better without it.
My oh my... Bipasha's John has very big balls. The Beckham and Spice of Bollywood now have everything. Only balls were missing, and those John has grown. A little late but it will do... nothing has been lost... Atleast it now saves Bipasha from running after guys who already have them.
--Mallika--Kya dekhte ho
Tune aawaaz di, dekh main aa gayi... Pyaar se hai badi kya kasam. Tujhe dekha to yeh jaana sanam... Pyaar hota hai deewana sanam... Ab yahan se kahan jaaye hum... Teri baahon mein mar jaaye hum...
The lovely Dia Mirza got so excited when she saw this long thing trying to come through the car window, that her eyes popped out of her head. Well, wouldn't your eyes pop out if you had been without it since puberty.
The Vulcan peace sign, the one that you make with your hands, is becoming quite popular in Bollywood. Here is Fardeen Khan trying to do one... and next to him is Spock. Sorry... but is that his wife... Nattasha... and is she pregnant?
Chak De India... the girls of the 'national' hockey team do indeed have some 'national' assetts. I am proven wrong. I always thought they were all tom-boys... but as you can see from the picture above, the girls can indeed chak de you till kingdom come...
Ooh My! The oldies are on the dance floor and they're giving the youngsters a run for their money. Father of Tusshar and father of Ranbir enjoy a gay dance together, in front of millions of viewers.
Our lovely Nahar has ditched his dark wife Saloni for a not so leggy Bollywood wannabe bimbo. And the above picture proves it. Actually its his wife... off-screen wife...
Karan Johar is currently using sign language to express his desires. Here he is on stage at some event show trying hard to explain how to masturbate without touching the relevant parts. The audience were unable to do the same... try harder next time K-Jo.
Is Saif Ali Khan about to change career paths? Here he is with a musical instrument that he has no idea on how to play... which is similiar to the girlfriend he currently he has... Kareena Kapoor. He has no idea on how to play her either. In fact it's Kareena that has been playing guys left right and centre.